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Too Long; Didn't Read

Are you guys plain stupid, or gluttons for punishment?

Friday, 10 April 2009 16:57 Adam R. Movies


Who here honestly expected Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li to be any good? If you paid good money to see this film, not only do you deserve to witness this year's worst motion picture; you also deserve to be crushed by a bonus room full of twenty barrels. (If, on the other hand, you paid for your ticket with stolen money, then you're still a fool for knowingly putting yourself through cinematic torture. I can only hope you had the good sense to stumble in drunk.)

 

Watchmen. Review by Rorschach.

Friday, 10 April 2009 16:42 Rorschach Movies

RORSCHACH'S JOURNAL. MARCH 5TH, 2009.:
Saw film tonight. Called "Watchmen". Didn't like it. Difficult to watch with face on, theatre smelt like urine and fornication. Too much hippy music. Intro too long. Time wasted on gratuitous life/death struggle and indulgent depictions of fornication. Image of Comedian falling out of window would have sufficed, as would suggestion of sexual relationship.
 

It Would Seem That Being a Republican Goes Hand in Hand with Not Knowing what Socialism is.

Friday, 13 March 2009 19:25 Bradon World News
Is it like a pre-requisite for joining the party or something?

And now back at the party office...
"Wow, you really hate abortion, and gay people! Bravo! But, you seem to have a basic grasp of what the term "socialism" means. REJECTED!"
 

PETA Goes to War With Call of Duty.

Friday, 10 April 2009 16:30 Adam R. World News

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have taken issue with yet another videogame. Surprise, surprise. And this time it isn't Cooking Mama. No-hoo, this time it's Call of Duty: World at War. I can feel your surprise increasing. PETA also apparently take issue with modern history, and seek to change it. So, all around, not so many surprises.

No, it isn't the slaughter of millions of soldiers that have got on PETA's goat, but rather those poor Nazi attack dogs. You know, the ones you receive as a bonus after getting seven kills in a row?

[Maybe you don't, in which case ur a n00b.]

 

Why Video Games Are Better Than Real Life.

Sunday, 08 February 2009 04:34 Adam R. Tech
  1. You only get one life, in real...life. That would be ZERO lives in a video game.
  2. Unless you believe in the afterlife, in which case you only have two. That would be ONE life in a video game - with cheats on - and cheats are just no fun.
  3. If you don't like the layout of your house, you can't just switch to debug mode and put girders in.
  4. I ate A LOT of mushrooms a couple of weeks ago. They didn't give me extra lives, they didn't make me increase in size; they didn't even give me prophetic visions. FAIL.

 

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