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  • Don't Beat Your Kids. Instead, Subsidize!
  • The 2008 Presidential Election Simplified
  • Jesus to the Left of Me, The Antichrist to the Right
• Movies
  • The Gem of American Cinema: The Movie Fat Kid
  • Five Most Kickass Fights In All Of Movie History
  • Death Race: How to Properly Remake a Movie
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  • Five Books That Need To Be Adapted Into Movies Like Right Now
  • Disaster Movie? More like, Dis-MoviekicksASS-ter Movie!
• Music
  • Dezzy vs. the Blind Saxophonist: A Comparative Review
  • Lil Wayne to Make Guest Appearance in Obama’s Inauguration Address
  • Accepting that John Lennon was a Douchebag is Much Like the Five Stages of Death
  • When I Grow Up, I Want to be the Duke of Music Radio
  • ATTN: Rappers. Stop Doing These Things!
  • Five Screamo Lyrics that Make Us Want to Slit Our Wrists
  • A Decade of Decadence
  • We Are the Greatest Rock Band Rock Band of All Time!
• Sex
  • GUIDE: How to Get Girls to Like You
  • Meet The Patrons Of Your Local Strip Club
  • Botched Boob Jobs are Funny: Or, Five Pictures Of Messed Up Breasts
  • Dating For Basement-Dwellers Made Easy!
  • Bros Run Train, Cross Swords
  • Sex Trade Legislation? Make Your Own Porno!
• Tech
  • Five Video Games That Are Fuck-You-In-The-Ass Difficult
  • How To Survive The Digg Effect On A Shared Host
  • How to Get Thousands of Hits on Youtube, Guaranteed.
  • Five of the Coolest Gadgets and Toys for Big Kids
  • Things We Have All Learned From Spam Email
  • How Nintendo and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Grinded My Soul Into Feta Cheese, Sprinkled it onto Some Nachoes, and Fed it to the Sick Karmic Powers That Be
  • Best Freeware You Might Not Know About
• Life
  • Need A Halloween Costume? These Ideas Have You Covered
  • 14 Sayings and Expressions that are Unnecessarily Long and Confusing
  • Get Out Of My Comic Books, U.S. Navy
  • VIDEO: Perfect Revenge - Two-Way Prank Phone Call
  • Welcome to the Fake Apocalypse
  • Woman Cannot Figure Out How to Save In MS Word, Class Extended By Eight Hours
  • How to Steal from a Fast Food Giant, Starve an African Baby, and Win a Hybrid Car
  • A Stress-Free College Lifestyle Can Be Yours Today!
  • French is Another Word for Awesome