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Dezzy vs. the Blind Saxophonist: A Comparative Review

Wednesday, 24 December 2008 02:24 Adam R. Music

Editor's Note: Adam is Australian.  We have no idea what he is talking about either.

There are two cultural mainstays of the Brisbane busking scene: there's "the Jamaican guy" - who is in fact named Desmond, and is rather from Trinidad and Tobago - and then there's "that blind saxophone guy". I know this because I have seen these two musicians play on the Queen Street Mall since my early teens, perhaps even before, right through to the present.

 

GUIDE: How to Get Girls to Like You

Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:09 The_Pikas_Elbow2 Sex

Tell her you've had sex

Now, don't just walk up to her and say "I have had sex," but you do need to make it clear that you have banged a girl before (even if you actually haven't). You can mention it pretty bluntly, like "yeah so I was banging this chick once and..." but she will probably be disgusted and call you a pig. That's ok. Sooner or later, she will start thinking about what you said and realize that you're not a virgin and thus know how to please a woman or at least know where her vagina is. Girls need this reassurance so they know you won't cry after the first time you have sex together. A little while after you make it known that you've had sex, she'll text you with something asinine like "so... wut r u doin 2nite lol." Score.

 

Lil Wayne to Make Guest Appearance in Obama’s Inauguration Address

Friday, 14 November 2008 05:15 Ian Music

DETROIT (Reuters) - President-elect Barack Obama has announced today that hip-hop artist Lil Wayne will have a guest spot on his inauguration address when he is sworn into the presidency on January 20, 2009.

“It wasn’t really my decision,” Obama explains. “There’s just something about Lil Wayne. No matter what you’re doing, he’s always there to chime in.”

 

Five Video Games That Are Fuck-You-In-The-Ass Difficult

Monday, 01 December 2008 22:56 Ian Tech

When I was little, I played a lot of video games. Oh, who am I kidding, I still play a lot of video games. Either way, every now and then, one comes along that is so difficult, so grueling, so mind-numbingly uncompromising in its toughness that it causes you to relapse into a bout of insanity, hunched in the corner eating your own fecal matter and begging for some divine power to take your life (hypothetically speaking, of course...definitely not from personal experience). One of these is bad enough. Five is even worse, and here they are:

 

Baraka Wins! Or, What's in a Name?

Thursday, 06 November 2008 11:39 Adam R. World News
Citizens of the Third World, it's safe to come out now.  Well, maybe not right now, and maybe not blanket safe, but if you're connected to the internet and reading this website, you probably aren't from the Third World now, are you?  So quit yer bitching, the Democrats are back in business.
 

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