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GUIDE: How to Get Girls to Like You

Thursday, 11 December 2008 00:09 The_Pikas_Elbow2 Sex

Tell her you've had sex

Now, don't just walk up to her and say "I have had sex," but you do need to make it clear that you have banged a girl before (even if you actually haven't). You can mention it pretty bluntly, like "yeah so I was banging this chick once and..." but she will probably be disgusted and call you a pig. That's ok. Sooner or later, she will start thinking about what you said and realize that you're not a virgin and thus know how to please a woman or at least know where her vagina is. Girls need this reassurance so they know you won't cry after the first time you have sex together. A little while after you make it known that you've had sex, she'll text you with something asinine like "so... wut r u doin 2nite lol." Score.

Meet The Patrons Of Your Local Strip Club

Tuesday, 23 September 2008 02:39 Ian Sex

Boobs are awesome. Booze is awesome. Combining the two forces of awesomeness, then, is as natural as porn titties aren’t. And thus, strip clubs were born (which was probably the most mucousy, smelly, disease-ridden birth ever).

You don’t have to go to strip clubs often to notice that many of the patrons can easily be categorized. Since stereotyping and segregating is what white people do best, I bring you this list of the most common strip club patrons:

Botched Boob Jobs are Funny: Or, Five Pictures Of Messed Up Breasts

Monday, 01 September 2008 03:46 Bradon Sex

Usually, I try not to express my opinions on this website. Oh god, haha. Man it’s hard to keep a straight face while typing that. Anyway, here’s an opinion of mine: I don’t like boob jobs. Now, I am not just trying to be all indie by taking the unpopular stance here. I admit it, I am a man. I like to see ridiculously perky and round boobs as much as the next guy. But, boob jobs ruin the playing field.

Dating For Basement-Dwellers Made Easy!

Friday, 22 August 2008 06:56 Ian Sex

It’s a Friday night and you’re sitting at home alone. You have one hand down your pants and one hand holding your phone. You’re happy and depressed at the same time. Happy because you’re talking to a girl whose attention is solely focused on you. Depressed because you’re paying 99 cents a minute.

Bros Run Train, Cross Swords

Wednesday, 06 August 2008 19:33 Ian Sex

CHICAGO (Reuters) – Delta Omega Delta fraternity member Chaz Klein announced on Tuesday that him and fellow fraternity member Josh Greene have entered a mutual sexual relationship in response to events that occurred on Friday.

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