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PETA Goes to War With Call of Duty.

Friday, 10 April 2009 16:30 Adam R. World News

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have taken issue with yet another videogame. Surprise, surprise. And this time it isn't Cooking Mama. No-hoo, this time it's Call of Duty: World at War. I can feel your surprise increasing. PETA also apparently take issue with modern history, and seek to change it. So, all around, not so many surprises.

No, it isn't the slaughter of millions of soldiers that have got on PETA's goat, but rather those poor Nazi attack dogs. You know, the ones you receive as a bonus after getting seven kills in a row?

[Maybe you don't, in which case ur a n00b.]

 

It Would Seem That Being a Republican Goes Hand in Hand with Not Knowing what Socialism is.

Friday, 13 March 2009 19:25 Bradon World News
Is it like a pre-requisite for joining the party or something?

And now back at the party office...
"Wow, you really hate abortion, and gay people! Bravo! But, you seem to have a basic grasp of what the term "socialism" means. REJECTED!"
 

Baraka Wins! Or, What's in a Name?

Thursday, 06 November 2008 11:39 Adam R. World News
Citizens of the Third World, it's safe to come out now.  Well, maybe not right now, and maybe not blanket safe, but if you're connected to the internet and reading this website, you probably aren't from the Third World now, are you?  So quit yer bitching, the Democrats are back in business.
 

Canada is Officially Tougher than the United States

Wednesday, 22 October 2008 00:16 Ian World News

Our military has been mocked. Our people have been ridiculed. Our strength compared to the United States has been akin to a crippled retarded boy trying to take on Dolph Lundgren and Jean-Claude Van Damme in a razor wire-lined cage match.

But this is no longer the case. Sure, the United States has nukes whereas we have water balloons. They have jets whereas we have prototypes of Da Vinci’s flying machines. They have submarines whereas we have...shitty submarines.

However, we have one secret weapon.

 

2008 Canadian Election - Roundtable With The Candidates

Wednesday, 15 October 2008 00:12 Ian World News

Today marks the day of the Canadian Federal Election. I know most of our readers are American, so this election is somewhere between New Zealand's Independence Day and my birthday on your list of important dates. Either way, I managed to recently sit down with the five candidates to get their opinions on a variety of issues.

 
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