Too Long; Didn't Read

Is it like a pre-requisite for joining the party or something?

And now back at the party office...
"Wow, you really hate abortion, and gay people! Bravo! But, you seem to have a basic grasp of what the term "socialism" means. REJECTED!"

Honestly. Socialism means COMPLETE GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF EVERYTHING. One of the BASIC tenants of Socialism is the public ownership of private property. Meaning your car, house, land, etc would all be owned by the government. Did anyone ever hear Obama say anything of this nature? Without this aspect you cannot BEGIN to start the comparison.

The word you dumbasses are looking for is "Utilitarianism." Or, "most good for the most people." But this is nothing new. Because we have a bailout we are suddenly a Utilitarianism nation? No.

CHECK ALL THAT APPLY:

Do you enjoy:

-Public schools?
-Police?
-Fire Fighters?
-Libraries?
-Insurance?
-Roads?
-Parks?
-Hospitals?

If you checked more than 1... congrats! You are Utilitarian! Oh, wait, there may be some Republicans here... You're a socialist!